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Saturday, June 25, 2005

Spamm from Peter Pan

The Correspondence
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
To:
John Gray
http://www.marsvenus.com/

From:
Peter Pan

Dear Dr. Gray,

As a big fan of yours, I have read all your books, great!
Love ´em!
The thing is, I haven´t much experience in the field of relationships,
nor with woman in general or particular, but as a good student of Law and life,
Good things happen to those who are prepared! right?

anyhow,
my question to you is,
I have been doing a lot of (literature) reseach here,
In the Gym where I train, just after I get out of the sauna,
reading all the most, euh, highly considered, Ladies magazines here in
the Netherlands (not Neverland, don´t get me wrong!)
(that´s a whole other fairytale...!)
Libelle, Margriet, Viva, Story and so on,

What I don´t get is, the ´billekoek´ aspect of a relationship,
I think you americans call it ´spank´,
but not only without clothes, I mean,
Been reading, and reading, and reading, all these stories, from Ladies,
and letters, telling how much they like it,
No!, nehee!, I said: noooo...hhhmmmm...mmhuuhmmm...ooohh...YES!!...darlin´..
(know what I mean?)
The thing is, there is a very special lady in my life, and I have been spankin´
eeuh spammin´ I mean, een hartelust, but no, absolutly no resusult!
I think I´ve spammend everybody we know, and still nothing!
In all those stories I´ve read, there´s always a happy ending,
and here? nada, nope, nix niet!

Do you get it?
Could you please spamm me some advise? Been reading some
Dr. Dyer, Yep, she bugs the starlights out of me! Check! soulmate?
Dr. Chopra, Law of least effort and so, but ...(I could sue..?)
And as from the Ladies magazines, she should be ecstatic of joy by my spammin´!
Could you please write on this topic maybe in your 14th book?
Would make me very happy,

In any case, I´d love to hear what you think,

Awaiting your answer,
Yours Truly,
With Passion!
Peter Pan

posted by marekdariusz at 4:03 PM | 0 comments

I also believe that you can find several "soul mates" in your lifetime.

Dr. Wayne Dyer says that your soul mate is the person who you can't stand but are in your life to teach you a powerful lesson.

for more detailed information on this topic, see Dr. Wayne Dyer´s ´Manifesting your Destiny´ program and others, on http://www.drwaynedyer.com/home/index.cfm

- That´s great news, Wayne! but what if, you just can´t sue that lovely fanny?

posted by marekdariusz at 4:02 PM | 0 comments

To:
Dr. Deepak Chopra

From:
Marek Dariusz

Webblog, where time is infinite,


Dear Dr. Deepak Chopra,

As one of your biggest fans,
Great stuff, my dear Deepak!
You´re the best!
I have one more question, though,
I know you have a bit of dislike against laywers,
so I have read in your books, also doing the audioprogram´s,
Love ´em!
I even Spammed her parents with an imported DVD box of yours!
(couldn´t get it on time for Christmas 2004, though,
those postal workers..!),
anyhow,
can´t blame you, I don´t like ´em myself too, Laywers,
I mean, way too big of Ego´s for my happy state of being,
bliss and all,
but ya know, a man gotta make a livin´ somehow, right?
and they´re always good for a goodasswhoppin´,
As I often gladly do, with a lot of experiece as THE (!) former
Babysiter on the Erasmus International Student House,
were I had the pleasure to ´assist´ 250 students from all over the world!
and their Ego´s, (as our good friend Tony would say Ego in, God out!)
they did not leave home!
(nor their daddy´s wallets...),
why they all dig Amsterdam soo much?, beatz me!,
probaply on seach for an ´enlightend state´ of ...
whatever!,
I only do Wodka, being from Poland and loving to sing,
can´t help myself!, must be something Polish,
as you can read below, some Polish songs, but with the voice I have,
You gotta have some (wodka) down, otherwise,
the next day, you don´t have an alibi for your friends...;)
anyway,
back to the core apple pie courtship business,
what we are doing here,
the question,
right,
what was,
To sue or not to sue?
(that is the question...)
What do you think Deepak? when the intentions are noble?
(the girl, I mean, sue the girl...?)
to the altaar, church, wedding chapel!
(offcourse)
For me it would be putting the Law of Least effort into practise,
but...
Because above and below, I have posted some words about Love,
´You Found Your Soulmate, Now What?´
and then we got Wayne messing with the mind,
talking bout your soulmate is the one you realy can´t stand,
thank god, she´s a capricorn, so once I catch this ´unique´ divine being,
they marry for life, so the stars told me,
but I must say, she doesn´t give up easely!
Good to be a scorpio and all, the most powerfull of all signs,
and besides, there´s no power stronger then love, right?
and stuff, so could you answer my question in that context?,
please?, (so, you don´t get me wrong)
Spamm me,
With the highest regards,
Big fan,
See you at a seminar Soon!
We´ll do some Yoga afterwards!
I´m gonna start the Ayur Vedic Cooking soon!
Say Hi (five) to Tony for me!
Missed out on the last UPW in London, but I´m there the next one!

Yours truly,
WITH PASSION!!!!!

Marek Dariusz

posted by marekdariusz at 3:57 PM | 0 comments
posted by marekdariusz @ 2:54 AM 0 comments
The Marriage Proposal
Fresh Prince
Now this is a story
all about how my life
got twisted upside down
and I´d like to take a minute
just sit right there
I´ll tell you how I became the prince
of a town called Rotterdam

In Gdansk, Poland
born and raised
In da Gym that´s where I spent
most of my days
chilling out, maxing
and relaxing all cool
and liftin´some weights
outside of the EUR
when a couple of guys
they were up to no good
started making trouble in our neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said your moving
in with your auntie and uncle in Neverland
I whisted for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said fresh
and had dice in the mirror
if anything I could say that this cab was rare
but I thought nah, forget it
yo home to the EIH!

I-pulled- up to a house about seven or eight
I yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later

looked at my Kingdom

I was finally there
to sit on my throne as the Prince of Eihouse

posted by marekdariusz at 7:52 PM | 0 comments

These words...the articles
Art. 1
MvT: For the ´emigration´option...

New Kids On The Block
If You Go Away

Girl, I just can't live without you
I know I hurt you
That's the last thing I meant to do
Sometimes I can be careless and blind
Can you forgive the fool that I've been?

You know I love you
You're the one thing I have that's true
My life used to be nothing to me
I never want to feel that again

If you go away girl
You're taking my heart with you
If you go away girl
You'll be breaking my heart in two
If you only stay girl
I promise you the world
So please don't ever go away

You know I need you
I'm so sorry that I made you cry
You are everything good in my life
Your tears have finally opened my eyes

I was so wrong to ever look at another baby
Even the strongest man can stumble and fall
And I'll do anything for you
Anything to be in your arms again
Baby don't let this be the end

Girl, I just can't live without you

Never, ever leave me girl
You promised your love to me forever
Say you'll never leave me girl


Art. 2
MvT: For the ´other guy´ option...

New Kids On The Block
Baby, I Belief in you

Yeah…
Baby, I believe in you and every little thing you do
Every time we kiss it always feels like this, I believe in you
Baby, I believe in us and every little inch of our trust
Whether I'm around, you never let me down, I believe in you

Maybe I might sound crazy for the way I feel about you
But, baby, you're just so amazing and I'm so in love, girl, with you
I believe in you

Maybe I might sound crazy for the way I feel about you
But, baby, you're just so amazing and I'm so in love, girl, with you
I believe in you

Oh, girl, there's something about you

Maybe I might sound crazy for the way I feel about you
But, baby, you're just so amazing and I'm so in love, girl, with you
I believe in you

I believe in you, I believe in you, all the things you do, I believe in you


Art. 3
MvT: Those eyes of yours..., Jane
(Pictures from the Judicial Student Faculty association week planner…)
an angel!

No Angels
Daylight In Your Eyes

Wanna know you better
wanna push you baby but never too far
wanna show you heaven
wanna be like you just as strong as you are

I wanna be daylight in your eyes
I wanna be sunlight only warmer
I wanna be daylight in your eyes
I wanna be loved only stronger
I wanna be daylight

Wanna live forever
wanna touch your hand and explode like a star
wanna stand beside you
always be together wherever you are

I wanna be daylight in your eyes
I wanna be sunlight only warmer
I wanna be daylight in your eyes
I wanna be loved only stronger
I wanna be daylight in your eyes
I wanna be sunlight only warmer
I wanna be daylight

Wanna know you better
wanna push you baby but never too far
wanna live forever
wanna be like you just as weak as you are
weak as you are

I wanna be daylight in your eyes
I wanna be sunlight only warmer
I wanna be daylight in your eyes
I wanna be loved only stronger
I wanna be daylight in your eyes
I wanna be sunlight only warmer
I wanna be daylight

(Daylight) I see it in your eyes
(daylight) I wanna be
just you and me
for all eternity......
(daylight in your eyes, in your eyes, in your eyes)


Art. 4
MvT: Wasn´t easy! All together...!
(But I did get away with all of it...Oefff...!)
Whoahaha, Peter Pan can Fly! ;)

Billy Ocean
When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Going

When the going gets tough
The tough get going, tough, tough, huh, huh, huh
When the going gets tough, the tough get ready

Yeah, ooooh, du da do da

I got something to tell you
I got something to say
I'm gonna put this dream in motion
Never let nothing stand in my way
When the going gets touch
The tough get going

I'm gonna get myself 'cross the river
That's the price I'm willing to pay
I'm gonna make you stand and deliver
And give me love in the old-fashion way

Woooh

Darlin', I'll climb any mountain
Darlin', I'll do anything

Ooh, can I touch you (can I touch you)
And do the things that lovers do
Ooh, wanna hold you (wanna hold you)
I gotta get it through to you, oooh

When the going gets tough
The tough get going
When the going gets rough
The tough get rough
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Ooooh baby

I'm gonna buy me a one-way ticket
Nothin's gonna hold me back
Your love's like a slow train coming (slow train coming)
And I feel it coming down the track (woh)

Darlin', I'll climb any mountain
Darlin', I'll do anything
Ooh (ooh) can I touch you (can I touch you)
And do the things that lovers do
Ooh, (ooh) wanna hold you (wanna hold you)
I gotta get it through to you (ooh)
'Cos when the going gets tough
The tough get going
When the going gets rough
The tough get rough

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Wooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Darlin', I'll climb any mountain
Darlin', I'll swim any sea
Darlin', I'll reach for the heaven
Darlin', with you lovin' me
Oooh (oooh)

Oooh, can I touch you (can I touch you)
And do the things that lovers do (can I touch you)
Oooh, wanna hold you (wanna hold you)
I gotta get it through to you

When the going gets tough
Going gets tough
Going gets rough
Going gets rough...


Art. 5
MvT: speaks for itself, little adventurer o´mine…! Wanna fly with me?

Red Hot Chili Peppers
Around the World

All around the world
We could make time
Rompin' and a-stompin'
'cause I'm in my prime

Born in the north
And sworn to entertain ya
'Cause I'm down for
The state of Pennsylvania

I try not to whine
But I must warn ya
'Bout the mothafuckin'
Girls from California

Alabama baby
Said "hallelujah"
Good God girl
I wish I knew ya

I know, I know for sure
That life is beautiful around the world
I know I know it's you
You say, "Hello" and then I say, "I do"

Come back, baby
'cause I'd like to say
I've been around the world
Back from Bombay

Fox hole love
Pie in your face
Livin' in and out
Of a big fat suitcase

Bona fide ride
Step aside my Johnson
Yes I could
In the woods of Wisconsin

Wake up the cake
It's a lake she's kissin' me
As they do
When they do in Sicily

I know, I know for sure
That life is beautiful around the world
I know I know it's you
You say, "Hello" and then I say, "I do"

Where you want to go?
Who you want to be?
What you want to do?
Just come with me

I saw god
And I saw the fountains
You and me girl
Sittin' in the Swiss mountains

Me Oh My O
Me and Guy O
Freer then a bird
'cause we're rockin' Ohio

Around the world
I feel dutiful
Take a wife
cause life is beautiful

I know I know for sure
Ding, dang, dong, dong, deng, deng, dong, dong, ding, dang.
I know I know it's you
Ding, dang, dong, dong, deng, deng, dong, dong, ding, dang.

Mother Russia, do not suffer
I know you're bold enough
I've been around the world
And I have seen your love
I know I know it's you
You say, "Hello" and then I say, "I do"


Art. 5
MvT: The Game in Life is an applepie on Chrismas Eve and somebody who´ll take care of you, Jane...

Public Enemy
HE GOT GAME

IF man is the father
the son is the center of the earth
In the middle of the universe
THEN WHY is this verse comin
Six times rehearsed
Don't freestyle much
but I write a lot such… word
Amongst the fiends
Controlled by the screens
What does it all mean
All this shit i'm seein
Human beings scream vocal javelins
Signs of a local nigga unravelin Uh huh
My wandering
Got my ass wondering
Where Christ is
In all this crisis
Hatin Satan
Never knew what nice is
Check the papers
While I bet on Isis
More than your eye can see
And ears can hear
Year by year
All the sense disappears
Nonsense perseveres
Prayers laced wit fear
Beware
2 triple 0 is near

CHORUS:
It might feel good
It might sound a lil somethin
but Damn the game
If it don't mean nuttin
What is game who got game
Where's the game
In life
Behind the game
Behind the game
I got game
She got game
We got game
They got game
He got game
It might feel good
It might sound a lil somethin
But fuck the game
If it ain't sayin nuttin

Damn was it somethin I said
Pretend you don't see
So you turn your head
Race scared of it's shadow
Does it matter?
Thought of reperations
Got em playin wit the population
Nothing to lose
Everythings approved
People used
Even murders excused
White men in suits
Don't have to jump
Still theres 1001 ways
To lose wit the shoes
God takes care of ol folks and fools
While the devil takes care
Of makin all the rules
Folks don't even own themselves
Payin mental rent
To corporate presidents

1 outta 1 million residents
Being dissident
Who ain't kissin it
The politics of chains and whips
Got the sick
Missin chips and all the championships
What's love got to do
Wit what you got
Don't let a win get to your head
Or a loss to your heart
Nonsense perseveres
Prayers laced wit fear
Beware
2 triple O is near

CHORUS

Ya that's right everybody got game
We just here to let u all know
that PE is in full effect till the year 2000 Joe
My man sing it.

There’s something happenin here
What it is aint exactly clear
There’s a man with a gun over there
Yeah that’s right HA HA
Telling me that I got to beware
Its time we stopped children
What’s that sound everybody look
What’s going down

Hey yo...
I don't think they heard ya Steve
sing it again kick it to them again
One more time

Its time we stopped children
What’s that sound everybody look
What’s going down
Its time we stopped children
What’s that sound everybody look
What’s going down

That's right boy PE in full effect boy
Till the year 2000 Joe

BACKGROUND:
Stop look what's that sound (come on sing it)
Everybody knows what's goin down (Here we go again yo)
Stop look what's that sound (Hey hey)
Everybody knows what's goin down
Background continues...

These are some serious times
That we livin in G
And our new world order
Is about to begin
You know what I’m sayin
Now the question is…
Are you ready for the real revolution
Which is the evolution of the mind
If you seek than you shall find
That we all come from the divine
You dig what I’m sayin
Now if you take heed to the words of wisdom
That are written on the walls of life
Than universally we will stand
And divided we will fall
Cause love conquers all
You understand what I’m sayin
This is a call to all you sleepin souls
WAKE UP and be in control of your own CYCLE
And be on the lookout for those spirits tonight
Trying to steal your light
You know what I’m sayin
Look whats inside yourself and
PEACE, give thanks, live life and believe
You dig me
You got ME

Art. 6
MvT: ...

Alicia Keyes
If I Ain't Got You

Some people live for the fortune
Some people live just for the fame
Some people live for the power, yeah
Some people live just to play the game
Some people think that the physical things
Define what’s within
And I’ve been there before
But that life’s a bore
So full of the superficial

Some people want it all
But I don’t want nothing at all
If it ain’t you baby
If I ain’t got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain’t got you, Yeah

Some people search for a fountain
That promises forever young
Some people need three dozen roses
And that’s the only way to prove you love him
Hand me the world on a silver platter
And what good would it be
With no one to share with
no one who truly cares for me

Some people want it all
But I don’t want nothing at all
If it ain’t you baby
If I ain’t got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain’t got you, you, you
Some people want it all
But I don’t want nothing at all
If it ain’t you baby
If I ain’t got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain’t got you, yeah

If I ain’t got you with me baby
So nothing in this whole wide world don’t mean a thing
If I ain’t got you with me baby


I still haven´t figured out, article 7, Jane,

Why don´t you do the rest...?

Then I´ll make sure, ...the fireworks and stuff..;),

My Specialty!

With Passion!


Kiss,

Peter Pan Jane


(signature here) (idem dito...)
_________________________ _________________________

posted by marekdariusz at 5:41 PM | 0 comments

These words...3
For a very special Lady,

The Preambule

Cosmic Journey

We are travelers on a cosmic journey ~
stardust, swirling and dancing in the eddies and whirlpools of infinity.

Life is eternal.
But the expressions of life are ephemeral, momentary, transient.

Gautauma Buddha, the founder of Buddhism, once said,
this existence of ours is as transient as autumn clouds.

To watch the birth and death of beings is like looking at the movements of a dance.

A lifetime is like a flash of lightning in the sky.
Rushing by like a torrent down a steep mountain.

We have stopped for a moment to encounter each other, to meet, to love, to share.

This is a precious moment, but it is transient.
It is a little parenthesis in eternity.

If we share with caring, lightheartedness, and love,
we will create abundance and joy for each other.

And then this moment will have been worthwhile.

~ Deepak Chopra
The Seven Spiritual Laws of Success


The Stars...

The Scorpio admires Capricorn's ambition and determination to reach the top. The earthly realism of the latter complements the aquatic intuition of the former. Mutual respect for a social or mystical quest unites a couple animated by a shared desire for security. Their cuddling is vibrant and intense!. But their power struggles may be just as passionate. And when these two clash, the sparks fly! Each is too stubborn to make the slightest compromise. If this couple avoids conflict, it can reach great heights.

facts are facts, baby!
May 12, 2005, ScorpioYou may experience powerful romantic feelings for a current lover, the likes of which you've never felt before. The intensity could be frightening, as your future together is uncertain. Bear in mind, however, that the astral energy implies that any romantic relationship formed today is probably going to be a lasting one. Don't let your insecurities get the best of you. Go for it, and think about your future together.

May 12, 2005, The current planetary alignment encourages you to choose one person to be your partner out of many possibilities, each of whom may think that they have the key to your heart. You can't get to know all of them in any real depth, and this is what you will realize today. One of them is particularly special, so perhaps it would be wise to stick with them.
...well, well....

posted by marekdariusz at 5:39 PM | 0 comments

These words...2
To:
A very special Lady

From:
Peter Pan


Concerning: agreement in the law of persons, family and inheritance


Neverland, where time does not exist


Dear Princess,

Awaiting your answer, I have taken the liberty, to draw up,

in my humble opinion, a pretty darn good contract!

and gladly, I do extend this, to these in triple,

pour toi, for the parents, and for undersigned,

any requesting songs, from thy side, are for this Gentleman,

a piece of cake!

because eventually each Knight deserves to serve a lovely Maid,
am I not mistaken?

And all that for an apple pie on Christmas Eve...!

What a deal!


Awaiting your signature,

Yours sincerely,


With Passion!

Peter Pan

posted by marekdariusz at 5:37 PM | 0 comments

These words...1
To:
A very special Lady

From:
Peter Pan


Concerning: a marriage proposal

Neverland, where time does not exists

Dear Princess,

But fortunately sometimes by the stars a resolution is brought,

i.c. If you're single, go for it! , see added astrologically memory of explanation,

and gladly I would like to make use of the occasion,

and give you this as an offer,

out of love,

because there is none better,

hence,

and,

enjoy,

Greetz,

Peter Pan